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vrijdag 10 juni 2016

Israel Rises in the East

The significance of Netanyahu's meeting with Putin in Moscow.

There was something poetic about the events that bookended the past week of diplomacy. This week began with French President François Hollande’s “peace” conference and ended with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s state visit to Moscow.

From the perspective of both substance and style, the contrast between the two events couldn’t have been more striking.

France hosted yet another anti-Israel diplomatic pile-on. Hollande had hoped to show that France was stepping into the void left by the US’s abandonment of its position as world leader. But all the confab served to do was show how irrational and self-destructive France – and Western Europe – has become.

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donderdag 18 oktober 2012

Obama, Oy Vey! American Jews Finally Have Had Enough

By Stella Paul

"Two Jews, three opinions" goes the famous joke. And every day, more of those opinions turn pro-Romney, as American Jews increasingly reject the collapsing presidency of Barack Hussein Obama.

Romney's surging poll numbers in the crucial state of Florida reflect his growing success with Bubbie Molly and her unemployed grandson Adam, who both thought their right hand would wither if it ever pulled the lever for a Republican.

The signs and portents are everywhere, beginning with the special election of a Republican in Anthony Weiner's heavily Jewish, New York congressional district one year ago. Now a startling new poll even has Romney performing the ultimate miracle: the parting of the blue states, winning the Jewish vote by a healthy 44% to 40%!

Read more at: American Thinker

woensdag 25 mei 2011

Citaat van de week

"Israel's not what's wrong with the Middle East. Israel is what's right with the Middle East."

"Israel is niet wat er mis is met het Midden-Oosten. Israel is wat er goed is aan het Midden-Oosten."

Prime-Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, AIPAC speech, 24 mei 2011

maandag 1 maart 2010

IDF Field Hospitals and Obama's Health Care Plan

Warning: satire!

A new twist on relations when President Obama asks the IDF to deploy field hospitals in US cities.

President Barack Obama and Congress broke their deadlock over universal health care by securing IDF field hospitals for major US cities.

"After reading Start Up Nation and watching videos of Israelis in Haiti curing cancer without electricity, I thought, 'Why not here too?'" the president said. "So I called my friend and UN basketball teammate, Benjamin Netanyahu. His answer was simply, 'Yes we can.'"

The field hospitals will be deployed in large US cities and at least one to each state, pending Knesset approval.

The Israeli parliament is expected to easily ratify the arrangement. It reportedly includes a US agreement to turn a blind eye to any settlement activity in eastern Jerusalem that can be reasonably linked to universal health care.

"We'll launch housing developments in Sheikh Jarrah, Gilo, and Maale Adumim for Kupat Cholim HMO employees, clients and their Facebook friends," said an official in Prime Minister's office. He spoke on condition of anonymity because he is Facebook friends with numerous Kupat Cholim clients.

Congressional leaders praised the health venture, dubbed "AshkenaziCare" after IDF chief of staff Gabi Ashkenazi.

"This is a big day for America," said House speaker Nancy Pelosi. "When it comes to health care, aviation security, green tech, and the targeted killings of Islamic arms dealers, the American public recognizes Israeli expertise."

Pelosi confirmed that Saudi field hospitals were briefly considered, "but we couldn't overcome their insistence on female patients wearing hijabs."

Not everyone is happy with Israel's medical service though.

While covering search and rescue efforts in Haiti, Swedish journalist Donald Bostrom visited the field hospital.

"Their questionnaire indicated I was a high risk for colon cancer, so they gave me a routine check up just to be sure," said Bostrom, speaking by phone from Stockholm.

"When I woke up from the test, my left eye was glued shut, and I had the most ghastly stitches across my abdomen and chest. I later learned they took a kidney, an eyeball, part of my liver, a segment of my lung, and a pint of blood without my permission. Field hospitals in the US will be a front for a vast, illicit organ trade."

Israeli spokesman Mark Regev responded that Bostrom was off the mark.

"When global warming and Iranian nukes bring about a post-apocalyptic world, the American public will be our source of food," said Regev. "Of course, Israel prefers not to store their American friends in stasis chambers and eat them; the children deserve a better future. However, worst case scenarios must be prudently planned for."

Citing privacy issues, Regev refused to comment on the specifics of Bostrom's medical file.

White House press secretary Robert Gibbs said transparency will come from multiple independent medical expert monitors, including Professors Stephen Walt and John Mearsheimer, Jon Stewart, the British Medical Journal, and Huffington Post bloggers.

Palestinians expressed cautious disappointment over the US-Israeli health care venture. "The Arab world has produced some outstanding doctors too," said senior Hamas official Dr. Mahmoud Zahar. He went on to cite Ayman al-Zawahri, George Habash, Mohammed al-Hindi, Abdel Aziz Rantisi, and Bashar Assad as examples.

From Honest Reporting