by Tony Parsons, Daily Mirror
WHY do these swivel-eyed, mouth-foaming, ear-steaming Eurosceptics keep banging on and on and on about a referendum?
We had one as recently as 1975!
A mere 36 years later, and these drooling Little Englanders keep demanding that the British people should have more of a say in the running of Britain. Nutty or what?
Look, the bigoted xenophobes need to understand that our politicians are united on this subject – Tories, Lib Dems and Labour have all broken manifesto promises to hold a referendum on Europe. It’s called democracy.
Can’t the goose-stepping Eurosceptics see that we owe our national prosperity to the European Union? Anyone would think that the lambada-dancing, tax-dodging, moussaka-munching nations of the EU have dragged it to the very edge of bankruptcy. Racist rubbish!
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